Im so confused about life. I just want to pause my life and not do anything at all for 24 hours
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
sOARIN’ FLYIN’ THERE’S NOT S TAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAn”t REACH
(Source: k1mkardashian)
i need to hire a posse to follow me everywhere so when i say “awh snap” they all snap
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(Source: rlymax)
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
